Day by day-Wednesday

Day 1
OMG, did someone hit me with a baseball bat. Drugs I need drugs. Ok drugs are in, now I attempt to get out of bed. It is amazing how you need the mobility of both arms or good abdominal muscles to get you easily out of bed. I have neither. I guess I could lie here and wait for B to get up...well that lasts all of about 2 seconds. I then look at the dog on the bed and think...I should have hooked his harness on him the night before so he could drag me out. Hindsight is always 20-20. I decided to sleep in the spare room for a couple of days so B could get some sleep and our bed is not big enough for him, my injured self, a dog, and a cat.

So how am I going to do this, roll to the left ...ok the 4" think memory foam is stopping me. Think. think. ok if I just slide my legs over to the side I can then turn them , giving me momentum and giddy up. I inch my legs over and then realize...damn...I am too far in the middle of the bed and my legs aren't long enough...think....lets try those abdominal muscles...oh shit they are connected further up to where the drains are connected which is connected to where my breast was. OUCH! I admit defeat. sigh.

B then wakes up comes over to the room...help! I get seated up..now what. I guess I didn't think this through. I wobble my way to the bathroom and then make it to a chair in the living room. I feel like I accomplished a marathon. Then I look at the drains...oh goody....they need to be emptied. <Have I mentioned how much I love my husband.> He goes and gets the measuring cups, sets up the paper chart, drains the two drains...while I sit there trying not to look or gag.

VON shows up to check on my bandages and to start my exercise routines. I wobble myself back to the bedroom <why did I get up?>. I pass my inspection and start on the exercises...I feel like I have never used my arm before...I literally get it a foot up the wall and I feel more than a "gentle pull"...come on!

I try to move it further and it is a no go. sigh...this defeat thing is already getting old.

I spend most of the day reading, sleeping and calling for help.

Biggest accomplishment: I pulled up my own pants <did I say how much I love my husband>
Most thankful for: my husband